Crazy Language English

Some facts about crazy words of crazy language English:


Eggplant does not have eggs on it,

Ladyfingers does not contain fingers or ladies,

There is no pine or apple in pineapple,

There is neither pea nor a nut in peanuts,

There is no butter in buttermilk,

There is no dog in hot dog,

Hamburgers are not made from ham,

English muffins were not invented in England,

And French fries were not invented in France,

Sandwich does not have sand in it,

Boxing rings can be square,

Tomboys are girls,
Blackboards can be green and blue,

Glasses can be made of plastic,

And tablecloth can be of paper,

Homework can be done in school,

Nose can run and feet can smell,

Weather can be hot as hell one day,

And cold as hell the other day.

If pro and con are opposite does that mean congress is opposite of progress.

Somehow Indian Congress is proving it right but it is not according to English.

If vegetarians eat vegetables,

Does humanitarian eats humans?

If six, seven, eight, and nine change to sixty, seventy, eighty, and ninety,

Then why not two, three, four, and five become twoty, threety, fourty, and fivety?

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English is a strange and insane language ...

Credits: Internet and of course me