Wednesday, March 16, 2011

De Facto

Breathing the air in Mumbai (India) for just one day, is equivalent to smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Crazy Language English

Some facts about crazy words of crazy language English:

Eggplant does not have eggs on it,
Ladyfingers does not contain fingers or ladies,
There is no pine or apple in pineapple,
There is neither pea nor a nut in peanuts,
There is no butter in buttermilk,
There is no dog in hot dog,
Hamburgers are not made from ham,
English muffins were not invented in England,
And French fries were not invented in France,
Sandwich does not have sand in it,
Boxing rings can be square,
Tomboys are girls,
Blackboards can be green and blue,
Glasses can be made of plastic,
And tablecloth can be of paper,
Homework can be done in school,
Nose can run and feet can smell,
Weather can be hot as hell one day,
And cold as hell the other day.
If pro and con are opposite does that mean congress is opposite of progress.
Somehow Indian Congress is proving it right but it is not according to English.
If vegetarians eat vegetables,
Does humanitarian eats humans?
If six, seven, eight, and nine change to sixty, seventy, eighty, and ninety,
Then why not two, three, four, and five become twoty, threety, fourty, and fivety?


English is a strange and insane language ...

Credits: Internet and of course me 

Friday, March 11, 2011

Photography to Expressography

Struggling for distinguishing my identity in the crowd

Beauty is always plucked

Sinking alone in the sea of life

Thursday, March 10, 2011

This is not my creation i found it on net while surfing on net. Its a kinda poem and very interesting and some kind of funny. Who so evers creation it is, he or she must think a lot about english - the funny language.

Here it is :

The UP Poem

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP."

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list,

But when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?

Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election?

And why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends.
We use it to brighten UP a room,
Polish UP the silver,

We warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets,

Work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.

In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.

It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.

When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets UP the earth.

When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so...

Time to shut UP! more thing:

What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?


Hope you like this... its pretty good na.. i am not taking any credits.. its not mine after all.